Some of you may (or may not) recall, that many moons ago, I was often wont to post pictorial lists of hotties known as Pie!spams. Why Pie? Well, Pies are hot. And quite often thermonuclear. Just ask this guy: Always blow on the pie
Awww, yeah NZ Police on the case! Safe communities, yo.
Anywhut, without further ado, I give you Pie!
(Just remember what you must always do…)
FEATURES (a little bit of) NUDITY AND BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. And it might get somewhat homoerotic.
Prepare thy nethers, it’s about to get hot in huuuuurrrrrr….
Just call me “pie maker”
18+ ONLY. Otherwise, GTFO.
Jason Momoa. That butt will not quit…nor do we want it to!Lee Pace as Thranduil. The perfect sass queen glare. *wibble*Tom Hiddleston (Adam), Only Lovers Left Alive
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to adequately express how much I love Jim Jarmusch’s Only Lovers Left Alive. I just… how to… words? I will say that I’d not previously understood all the fapping about Le Hiddles, but with this film I finally got it.
Kim Junsu/Xia. Tarantallegra.
That Jeri Slaughter choreo got me like woah. Then there’s Junsu and his goddamned flawless beauty…
Miyavi (Takamasa Ishihara). Those tattoos and that tongue though… *hnnnggghhh!*
YOU WANT SOME MORE? OKAY THEN…
Excuse your clothing, sir. For you have too much of it going on there… *flails*
Not if I beat you to it, Idris Elba.Kim Jaejoong. Goddamn stunning vampire prince.Djimon Hounsou. Arrrrrmmmmms for the gods!The Gazette. Lick it like you mean it, Ruki. *…it’s not really a guitar, it’s not really a guitar…*Cat Casino, Deathstars. You dirty dirty rock star, yeah!Ga In. She got that sweeeeerve!Hot damn! *cries blood*The Rock. And his arms, yesterday.Ryan Reynolds. My birthday buddy!Hrithik Roshan. Please lie down, I have errrr…washing… to grind against your abs.Sakis Rouvas. Imma need you outta those sheets.Jonghyun showing Taemin how it’s done. SHOW ME MOAR PLS.Oh yes?Intriguing. And what else?….#$*….&(@!+… GET IN MY BEDROOM PLS. I have much to discuss with you about this… in great detail… or some such *ahem*Aishwarya Rai. I often can’t believe she’s real. TOO BEAUTIFUL.Jensen Ackles. Excuse your beautiful fucking existence very much.Tom Mison, Sleepy Hollow. Much squeeing occurs when the fluffy hair is released!Jeff Goldblum. I have SUCH a thing for Le Goldblum. I don’t think you understand…Matt Bomer. Stahp with your ridic beautiful…Shahruhk Khan. Om Shanti Om. Blissfully shirtless. And wet.Donnie Yen. PLEASE DROP ME INTO THE ARCTIC OCEAN BECAUSE HIS HOTNESS IS MAKING ME OVERHEAT. kthx.My magnificent queen, Angelina. Long may she reign!Noel Fisher & Cameron Monaghan. AKA Gallavich (Shameless).
Ian and Mickey are the cutest on Shameless. Well, cute and awful and goddamn heartbreaking.
Drew & Jonathan Scott. Um, my house needs stuff done to it. Can you come over? In your kilt….Clancy Brown. Evil priest and The Kurgan. Gimme.
And for my grand finale… the ultimate king of my heart (and maybe other unmentionable areas) and exquisite ruiner of my entire life – the ludicrously beautiful Choi Seunghyun… Excuse me while I curl up into a ball and sob quietly in the corner….
WHY?Thighs for dayyyyyssss….Kindly cease and desist…*wails* HOW VERY DARE YOU!?*incoherent sea critter noises… maybe that of a narwhal…*Just… nope.HO NO YOU DID FUCKING NOT… *fumes* how dare you do the eyebrow thing… You know the EXACT eyebrow thing I’m talking about…
AND THEN HE DID THIS…
Then Tazza 2 went & happened and Tabi-stans everywhere had coronaries. And ovary implosions. And all manner of dysfunctions because goddamn Choi body. WHUT?!
And lucky bish, Jiyong gets to tap that every night?
Taking one for the team. Nice one, Ji.
Damn, such a hardship…
And so here endeth the Pie!Spam resurrection. Mostly because I need a lie down.
~FIN~
Disclaimer: None of the images or gifs contained in this glorious Pie!spam are mine, nor do I purport them to be. All credit to appropriate owners and such.
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