Proof that Max & Nev are just bros…

I’m being Catfished to death by Nev and Max. Not literally, but figuratively.

That’s very overly dramatic, I know. But I did say “figuratively”. On second thoughts, I do mean literally.

Excuse me while I claw at my own face. HVDU?

Gif/pic/feels heavy after the cut.

AKA: the internet proves that Nev and Max are just bros (wink). Thank you, internet, for delivering up these delectable morsels. Praise be.

Follow me down the rabbit hole. Or send help. Vodka and bourbon are always super helpful, just FYI. Kthx. 😀

Balle balle! Bollywood!

Bollywood was something I fell in love with about 10 or so years ago.

Per ushe, quite by accident of course.

These songs/films still give me so much joy.

Join me for some balle balle, won’t you?

J-Rock/Metal

Sunday.

Supposed to be writing today. Yeah, blogging about bullshit = writing (and I recognise that these are lies, all lies).

Instead of doing that because I honestly cannot be arsed even when I’m supposed to be writing a little birthday something for someone, I’m delving into my J-Rock faves (mostly visual kei because prettyyyyyyy) with much abandon because fuck yeah, that’s what Sundays are bloody well for…

Side note: it’s also because I’m in utter denial that Les Revenants is finished and I’m sulking about it. But hooray, the internet is here to distract me! Woo!

KPop & Other Shenanigans!

So, Big Bang are in Melbourne this week and I’m jumping out of my skin for their show on Wednesday night!

MADE in the shade, y’all with KPOP’s hottest

Got great seats (I stood in Hong Kong in 2012 – never again, thanks!) and a good view. Will probably write a little post-concert sum’n sum’n when time permits.

Also, Sleepy Hollow, Les Revenants and AHS: Hotel are in the hizzay!

Please pray for my eternal soul, y’all. Shit is about to get messy.

The Resurrection of Pie!

Some of you may (or may not) recall, that many moons ago, I was often wont to post pictorial lists of hotties known as Pie!spams. Why Pie? Well, Pies are hot. And quite often thermonuclear. Just ask this guy: Always blow on the pie

Awww, yeah NZ Police on the case! Safe communities, yo.

Anywhut, without further ado, I give you Pie!

(Just remember what you must always do…)

FEATURES (a little bit of) NUDITY AND BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. And it might get somewhat homoerotic.

Prepare thy nethers, it’s about to get hot in huuuuurrrrrr….

Just call me “pie maker”

18+ ONLY. Otherwise, GTFO.

Writing and Houses…

Let’s tuck right in…

Everything is Annoying… (FWP)

Now that I have your unwavering attention…

You fucking know it.

You should note that this picture is not at all relevant to this rant. I just fucking love Spongebob.

This Week’s Rant – Inaugural Rant Post!

No time like the present to get shit crackalatin’ right?

Let’s motherfucking do this!

Follow me down the ranty mcrantypants rabbit hole… if you please…